The latest ICC rankings carry the most institutional weight of the week’s South African sporting results: Marco Jansen now holds the No. 1 position among Test bowlers and Test all-rounders simultaneously. Rankings are cricket’s official measure of standing, and Jansen’s ascent was earned through documented performance at St George’s Park in Gqeberha. Walking in with South Africa on 110 for 6, he made 85 and shared a 132-run stand with Temba Bavuma, then took 5 for 33 as Australia were dismissed for 99. He overtook Mitchell Starc on the bowling list and displaced Ravindra Jadeja, who had held the top all-rounder position for four years. Jansen is the first South African to lead the Test all-rounder rankings since Vernon Philander in 2014. At roughly two metres tall, as the source puts it, he was always going to end up at the top of something.
The full list of achievements, compiled in a feature published by Time Out South Africa, spans cricket, obstacle course racing, bodyboarding, youth football, and canoe marathon. Each result carries weight precisely because it was certified by the governing body responsible for it.
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Meanwhile, the FIFA U-15 Boys World Cup in Baku, the first edition of that tournament, shows how competition design shapes outcomes. Its tiered format ensures no team is eliminated: group winners contest the title, runners-up drop into Tier B to play for 33rd to 64th place, and so on. South Africa finished second in a group containing Estonia and France, entering Tier B, where results followed: 13-1 over Anguilla, 8-0 over the Maldives, 3-2 over France, and 6-2 over Malaysia, with Camden Schaper scoring four of the six in that match. After a 2-1 loss to Portugal, the side rebounded to beat the UAE 5-1, bringing the total to 36 goals across eight games.
Formal records and titles frame the remaining achievements. Thomas van Tonder, the obstacle course racing world champion, crossed 600 suspended monkey bars beneath Bloukrans Bridge in Tsitsikamma, Africa’s highest bridge, on Monday: 216 metres above the river along more than 280 metres of steel, completed in 47 minutes and 37 seconds. He competed with elbow tendonitis and a sore shoulder, doubted himself midway, and finished by pulling himself along with his wrists after his hands, in his words, “did not want to close anymore.” He already holds a Guinness World Record from 2020 for climbing a rope between the Soweto Towers.
Also on Monday, Tristan Roberts of Onrus near Hermanus was crowned World Bodyboarding Champion for the third time, following titles in 2019 and 2022, sealed at El Frontón in Gran Canaria, a reef he first encountered at age 12. He clinched the title mathematically simply by paddling out for his first heat, then won that heat anyway. His mother flew over as a surprise and watched him win a world title in person for the first time.
Last Friday in Gualeguaychú, Argentina, Durban’s Hamish Lovemore won gold in the senior men’s short course at the Canoe Marathon World Championships, his first world title after eight international silver medals in three years. He made the decisive move in the final sprint, passing pre-race favourite Fernando Pimenta of Portugal and Denmark’s Mads Pedersen. “I am just so, so happy,” he said afterwards.
Taken together, the week’s results reflect governing bodies doing their evaluative work and athletes meeting their standards. The source summarises the picture by noting that, alongside rugby, sevens rugby, and Test cricket, the country currently leads the world in bowling, Test all-round performance, bodyboarding, paddling, and hanging off bridges. Whether the ICC rankings hold as the Test season continues is the next question for the record-keepers.